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brb, now buying an iPhone6

brb, now buying an iPhone6

That is the chillest cactus I’ve ever met.

adubs132:


well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?


Thi is the best crossover ever, son.

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Thi is the best crossover ever, son.

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

Guess I’m not that sneaky if you can tell I’m a sneaky asshole.

wwworldwide:

*drops out of school like its hot*

This describes me so accurately.

How has your online fame affected your everyday life?
Anonymous
What ep was this from? I don’t remember it at all O_o

What ep was this from? I don’t remember it at all O_o

thepagejakeenglish:


CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

eliamour:

Oh, Anita, you’ve done scummy tactics before, but this takes the cake. 

"12s" WTF.

40514294s:


awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito


Damn camouflage, I thought that was a pikachu.

40514294s:

awwww-cute:

Here’s my friend’s dog in a banana costume

incognito

Damn camouflage, I thought that was a pikachu.

owlturdcomix:

The one constant.

image | twitter | facebook

My life.

Is this a deleted scene from The Winter Soldier?

Is this a deleted scene from The Winter Soldier?

voodoofingers:

Matilda (my pup) and I desperately need a place to crash in Berlin until our flight next week. I’m completely homeless and it’s cold in Berlin. I could pay you!!!!

I’ve got a couch for you if you can come to Paris, otherwise, best of luck :s

1. When you cut yourself, clean and bandage it.

2. Do not start smoking cigarettes because the boy who broke your heart does.

3. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

4. Cutting calories doesn’t do anything but make you unhappy.

5. If the number on the scale rises, throw it out.

6. The first girl you ever “date” is going to call the police on you even though she lives three thousand miles away, because you’re going to tell her that you’re not in a good mental state shortly after you’ve “broken up”.

7. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

8. Break up with the boy who says, “You had a sexy phase!” when you tell him that you’ve dated a girl before.

9. Dating your friends is not always the best idea, but you can still be friends after you’ve broken up with her.

10. Your mother will try to become your best friend because you’re leaving for college soon. Let her.

11. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

12. Your closest friend will stop talking to you when you leave for college.

13. It’s okay to cry.

14. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

15. When you cut yourself again, clean and bandage it. Do not be ashamed.

16. Your anxiety is going to try and control your entire life. Tell it to shut the hell up, because you’re trying to live and that task is hard enough as it is.

17. The past has a funny way of coming back in the form of you developing a crush on another friend.

18. Try not to hate yourself for breaking up with your boyfriend.

19. If you’re still smoking, apologize silently to your mother.

20. When you want to kill yourself, don’t.

Number 8 is crazy. Why would anybody break up with Scott Pilgrim?

enjolrasactual  (via voodoofingers)

reblog if you are cute and hilarious

I think I was called to this post.